Dear Santa - mom needs a new job...

I was cleaning out her backpack this morning and found this letter, addressed to Mr. C. (Santa Claus). I will let you attempt to read it first and then translate it in a second...




LMAO

Here is the translation:

Dear Mr C - I hope that I am on the nice list. I would love that. I would be
good. P.S. Jenna P.P.S. So will you put me on the nice list? And Mr. C, I love
you. Oh and I hope that you love this letter. Oh and Mr. C, will you let my mom
be a elf working at your work? Cause I would love that. From Jenna to You.

Now I am not sure if this is because she thinks Santa needs some more effective marketing and I am just the person to do it, or she just hopes that me being an elf working there will score her some better Christmas presents. LOL.